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Top 13 Ways Hell Is Better Than Your Job

Eyad Salah

11/12/2007 • 1 min read

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Top 13 Ways Hell Is Better Than Your Job

Your coffee stays hot all day
Never have to look very far to find the legal department
In Hell, you know who drank your Coke in the fridge - Satan
30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room
In Hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy
You get to spend more time with your spouse now
No more wondering if the boss hates you
Riding to work in a hand basket beats the hell out of public transportation
Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating
Your office: One free stale donut every Friday. Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday
Your job: Suit and tie. Hell: Pitchforks and attitude
Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint
Microwave popcorn - without leaving your cubicle

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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