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Top 15 pickup lines

Eyad Salah

01/09/2008 • 1 min read

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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Fat Penguin. (she says what?) hey just had to say something that would break the ice
If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.
Let's play war. I'll lay down... and you blow the fuck out of me.
Want to see my stamp collection?
Do me
hey bitches!!! free cocaine!!!
Love is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
How about a fuck.... ing drink?
I have this weird habit of taking every girl I fuck for shopping.
hi my name is steve, but you can call me anytime.
Excuse me.... How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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