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Very Smart Women

Eyad Salah

30/09/2007 • 1 min read

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A sample of some really smart women:

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -Rita Rudner
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing 'em. -Sue Grafton
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr
I think, therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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