What a woman wants in a man

What a woman wants in a man, Original List (age 22):

• Handsome
• Charming
• Financially successful
• A caring listener
• Witty
• In good shape
• Dresses with style
• Appreciates finer things
• Full of thoughtful surprises
• An imaginative, romantic lover.

• Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
• Opens car doors, holds chairs
• Has enough money for a nice dinner
• Listens more than talks
• Laughs at my jokes
• Carries bags of groceries with ease
• Owns at least one tie
• Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
• Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
• Seeks romance at least once a week.

• Not too ugly (bald head OK)
• Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
• Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
• Nods head when I'm talking
• Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
• Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
• Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
• Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
• Remembers to put the toilet seat down
• Shaves most weekends.

• Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
• Doesn't belch or scratch in public
• Doesn't borrow money too often
• Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
• Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
• Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
• Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
• Appreciates a good TV dinner
• Remembers my name on occasion
• Shaves some weekends.

• Doesn't scare small children
• Remembers where bathroom is
• Doesn't require much money for upkeep
• Only snores lightly when asleep
• Remembers why he's laughing
• Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
• Usually wears clothes
• Likes soft foods
• Remembers where he left his teeth
• Remembers that it's the weekend.

• Breathing
• Doesn't miss the toilet