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What do you want your last words to be?

Eyad Salah

09/03/2010 • 2 min read

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Call… the… ambalamps.
“Hey ya’ll, watch this!”
If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus.
A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
“If I’m wrong, I’ll see you soon. I hope I’m wrong.” That’s the downside to atheism.
“Jesus Christ Mischa Barton, I’m going to have a heart attack if we don’t stop f***ing soon”.
Wikipedia said it was edible.
I… hid… my… cash… in…. (then drop dead).
Tell your wife I love her.
Just as I am a moment from death, I want to look into the eyes of the person closest to me. Then I’ll look them up and down, and say “That is a terrible outfit. I’m sorry, but one of us has to go.”
Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
Destroy my hard drive.
One at a time ladies!
Die?! Why that’s the last thing I’d do!
Hang on to my stuff from NetFlix…no late fees………ever.
I wonder what this button does?
“If this potion works I will lose the ability to speak, but my penis will grow to an enormous size.”
…AND IF I’M LYING, MAY THE GOOD LORD STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND
Said to each of my three children, out of earshot of the others: “You were always my favorite.”
I must tell you where the family treasure is… (meanwhile there is no treasure)
This gun is NOT loaded. Look.

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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