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You know you're too fat when...

Eyad Salah

02/08/2010 • 1 min read

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When you get to the bottom of a stairway, your tummy takes one more step.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
You put mayonnaise on aspirin.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
You ran away from home and they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for your picture.
You could sell shade.
Your driver's license says, 'Picture continued on other side.'
You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
You dance and it makes the band skip.

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Written by Eyad Salah

Founder & Creator of ComputerJy World

Founder of ComputerJy World, sharing tech tips, software tools, and digital insights since 2007. Passionate about modern web architecture and user experience.

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