These are purported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants…… Continue reading Weird Test Answers
Month: August 2009
Interdisciplinary Studies Final Exam
Instructions: This is your comprehensive final exam. Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 4 hours. Begin immediately. COMPUTER SCIENCE: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using that language, write a program that could complete the rest of this examination. Complete the examination manually as a check of your program results. HISTORY: Describe the…… Continue reading Interdisciplinary Studies Final Exam
Expressions
In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras. One’s image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted,…… Continue reading Expressions
Opera 10 beta 3 speeds up, drops Unite, tweaks interface
Opera 10 beta 3 speeds up, drops Unite, tweaks interface: ” Late last night Opera pushed out the third beta of the upcoming v10. There are plenty of feature updates and changes in this version, including a reported 40% speed boost to the Presto engine, improved Turbo compression, and a number of interface tweaks. Visual…… Continue reading Opera 10 beta 3 speeds up, drops Unite, tweaks interface
Why English is Hard to Learn
The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is…… Continue reading Why English is Hard to Learn