I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!Are You Andy or Barney?I thought you had to be in relatively…… Continue reading Things NOT to Say to a Cop
Month: July 2010
1GOAL
Today, 72 million children in the world are denied the chance to go to school. These children could be our next generation’s leaders, sports stars, doctors and teachers. But they face a lifelong struggle against poverty. It doesn’t have to be this way. Since 2000, 40 million more children are in school. Education beats poverty…… Continue reading 1GOAL
Stupidest celebrity quotes
Britney Spears”I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.””I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”Jessica Simpson”Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says ‘chicken by the sea’.”Tara Reid”I’m…… Continue reading Stupidest celebrity quotes