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What do you want your last words to be?

  • Call… the… ambalamps.
  • “Hey ya’ll, watch this!”
  • If Im not back in three days, then I guess I wasn’t Jesus.
  • A+++ EPIC LIFE. WOULD LIVE THIS LIFE AGAIN.
  • So long, and thanks for all the fish.
  • I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
  • “If I’m wrong, I’ll see you soon. I hope I’m wrong.” That’s the downside to atheism.
  • “Jesus Christ Mischa Barton, I’m going to have a heart attack if we don’t stop f***ing soon”.
  • Wikipedia said it was edible.
  • I… hid… my… cash… in…. (then drop dead).
  • Tell your wife I love her.
  • Just as I am a moment from death, I want to look into the eyes of the person closest to me. Then I’ll look them up and down, and say “That is a terrible outfit. I’m sorry, but one of us has to go.”
  • Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!
  • Destroy my hard drive.
  • One at a time ladies!
  • Die?! Why that’s the last thing I’d do!
  • Hang on to my stuff from NetFlix…no late fees………ever.
  • I wonder what this button does?
  • “If this potion works I will lose the ability to speak, but my penis will grow to an enormous size.”
  • …AND IF I’M LYING, MAY THE GOOD LORD STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND
  • Said to each of my three children, out of earshot of the others: “You were always my favorite.”
  • I must tell you where the family treasure is… (meanwhile there is no treasure)
  • This gun is NOT loaded. Look.
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Random thoughts

  • I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  • Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  • I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  • There is great need for a sarcasm font.
  • How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  • Was learning cursive really necessary?
  • Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  • Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  • I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  • Bad decisions make good stories.
  • You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  • Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
  • I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
  • “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this thing I have– ever.
  • I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  • I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  • I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  • My 4-year old grandson asked me in the car the other day, “Grandma, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
  • I think the freezer deserves a light as well…
  • I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet, on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Bud Light than with a Kay jeweler product.
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Logic fail

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Teenager Audio Test

The Teenager Audio Test - Can you hear this sound?
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