Jesus was a woman

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone Brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Fathers business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
  3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!

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