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  • Mona Lisa’s Mother: ‘After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?’
  • Columbus’s Mother: ‘I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written !’
  • Michelangelo’s’ Mother: ‘ Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?’
  • Napoleon’s Mother: ‘All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.’
  • Abraham Lincoln’s Mother:’ Again with the stovepipe hat? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?’
  • Mary’s Mother:’ I’m not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.
  • Albert Einstein’s Mother:’ But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?’
  • George Washington’s Mother: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.’
  • Jonah’s Mother’:’ that’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.’
  • Thomas Edison’s Mother:’ Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.’

Aren’t all our mothers just like that?

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