Jeepers Creepers! Pick-Up Lines That WORK!

  • Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
  • If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
  • Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home ith you.
  • Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
  • I’m a necrophiliac, so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it!
  • You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfed by you until I’m 20.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES
  • “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
  • Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
  • I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
  • Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
  • I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
  • I dont want to come between you… or do I?
  • Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
  • If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
  • Hey, lets go have sex with monkeys and rape their corpses.
  • Excuse me, I managed to notice that every time I pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car.” I just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it …
  • I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.
  • I’m kind of new to this environment… can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
  • I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
  • I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
  • I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
  • Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
  • Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

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